Pssst. You a coder? Here’s how to pass yourself off as a designer and get invited to more parties.
Firstly, don’t worry. You’ve got the clothes – the anorak, the funny glasses, the tight trousers that are too small. Just remember to say they were made by a trendy Japanese designer who’s so underground he could be a miner. The look is post modern and ironic. Never tell them that your mum still dresses you.
Secondly, take a fixed wheel bike with you wherever you go. Lose the upright with the wicker basket in front.